LET NOBLE THOUGHTS COME TO US FROM EVERY SIDE.
JOKE OF THE DAY
“I’ll take a bet you can’t.”
“Well, then get me an elephant with one finger and I’ll show you.”
A man obviously drunk caught a lady at the air-port and kissed her.
“What do you mean?” said the surprised lady.
“Oh, I am sorry,” said the drunk, “You look like my wife.”
“You are nothing but a drunk, you no good bum.”
“See,” said the drunk, “You even talk like my wife.”
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