Bob: “So, you say that you won the conversation with your wife yesterday.”
Joe: “Yes, she came crawling on her hands and knees.”
Bob: “Really? What did she say?”
Joe: “Come out from under the bed, you coward!”
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everyone, except one girl, laughed uproariously.
“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humour?”
“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving on Friday.”
An old lady stepped up to the ticket window in the railway station and asked, “How much is a ticket to Cleveland?” “That’s ten dollars and seventy-nine cents,” replied the agent.
The old lady turned to the little girl beside her and said, “I guess we may as well buy our tickets here. I’ve asked at all these windows, and they are the same price everywhere.”
“Now they look like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, my dear. They are probably saying the same thing about us,” replied his wife.